Thursday, August 6th in the United Pro-Am SL, and we need to start exactly where you think we do — True Of Use put up SIXTY POINTS for Obsidian Legacy against Proven, finishing 60 points and 11 assists in a 108-93 win. That's a double-double of the most unhinged variety. Then, in the very next game between those same two squads, True Of Use came right back with 44 points and 16 assists — another double-double — as Obsidian Legacy closed it out 92-82. Two games. One player. 104 combined points and 27 assists. Someone check on Proven.

D-Generation X remains the last unbeaten team in the league, sweeping their two games against F7 — 109-77 and 104-66 — to move to 4-0 on the season. lllHurz led the way with 38 points in Game 1, and lllManu took over in Game 2 with 32 points and 13 assists. But the real story on that squad is CrippledGangsta, who went 10 points, 15 rebounds, and 13 assists against F7 — a full-blown triple-double — doing the dirty work while everyone else got the shine. DGX also knocked off Team Obsidian twice today, 78-72 and 94-69, making it a four-win Thursday. Unreal.

The Team Obsidian vs. Obsidian Legacy rivalry had its own chaos — the two teams split their pair of matchups, each winning on the road. DynastyOnTop was everywhere for Team Obsidian, logging back-to-back triple-doubles: 17 points, 13 rebounds, and 11 assists in the first game, then 14 points, 12 rebounds, and 10 assists in the second. Meanwhile, DeeBookedEm of Proven quietly stuffed the stat sheet with a triple-double of his own — 12 points, 14 rebounds, and 14 assists in a 107-65 demolition of Team Obsidian. And GAMSOHN went for 20 points, 11 rebounds, and 11 assists — another triple-double — as Proven handled OLD DOMINION 81-71. Speaking of OLD DOMINION, they did get a win of their own over Proven earlier in the day, 86-78, with nuutFN dropping 27 points and 10 rebounds to lead the charge.

Elsewhere, Always Doubted and Team Obsidian split their two matchups — Always Doubted took the first 92-89 behind TTVBoardupGANG's 11 boards, then Team Obsidian returned the favor 80-76 with DynastyOnTop grabbing 15 rebounds. 510 Bay Area stayed perfect at 1-0 with a 97-80 win over Proven, with perqfully hauling in 15 rebounds and Haythumb dishing 12 assists. And Mxves2saucey-_- of OLD DOMINION dropped 48 points in a losing effort against Proven — the kind of line that deserves its own highlight reel even if the W didn't come with it. Seventeen games, a 60-point explosion, five triple-doubles, and DGX still standing tall at 4-0. That's your Thursday.